Trophy Wife

Friday, June 30, 2006

the answers are in

1. true.
2. true. He walked in, I gasped then used my shirt to cover myself.
3. false, but this did happen to a friend of mine.
4. true. We were playing hiding go seek.
5. true. I was so embarrassed! The snot dropped and she quickly moved her arm. I have never seen an old woman move so fast.
6. true. I was wearing a tight, white turtleneck.
7. false
8. true. I was happy when they fired me. I hated working there.
9. true. It’s a wonder I am not wider.
10. True. It was kind of a boring night though.

Rottendad did great! Only 2 wrong. Chilldaddy...honey, you let someone beat you but you did come in 2nd with 4 wrong. Vflower & Ssweet only 7 wrong.

I did notice that all of you said true for #3. Why is that? Hmmm...I'll have to think about that.

I do believe CD came in 2nd because I usually say the same stories over and over and he never stops me and say "I've heard it". He's a sweety.

Monday, June 26, 2006

believe it or not

1. I smoked weed a few times.

2. In high school, I was dressing in the locker room when a big football player decided to walk in.

3. A friend of mine died at an early age. At the funeral I saw many high school friends. One asked me how I was doing and my response was "Well, I'm living."

4. I have a huge scar on my butt from being chased by the police in a cemetary.

5. One day at work, I had a really bad cold with a runny nose. Snot fell out of my nose while I was drawing blood. The patient dodged.

6. In high school during lunch, a boy yelled "hey Jenkins! I can see your nipples!" That same day I was asked out by a very popular boy.

7. I broke a windmill at a miniature golf place

8. I was fired from Hardy's

9. I worked at a donut shop and an icecream shop

10. A couple of my friends stole a camper then picked up a bunch of us to go camping.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

my kids

Thursday, June 22, 2006

short stories

I will never forget when the twins were 2yrs old they would get into physical fights. And I would watch them for a little while before I pulled them apart.

I will never forget the time Chantze's bedroom was right next to ours. In fact, he had 2 doors. One between our bedroom and his and the other between the kitchen and his bedroom. He use to be scared of the dark so he would leave his bedroom light on. One night, I told him to shut off his light. He didn't want to because he was scared. So I went into his room and told him to go turn on the kitchen light. He was too scared to go into the kitchen by himself. I told him that I would stand right there and he had nothing to be scared of. He slowly walked into the kitchen then I shut the door. He raced back, pounding on the door and was screaming. He was panicing so much that he couldn't get the door open. I got in trouble but Chantze isn't scared anymore.

I'll never forget the time when Hailie was 3yrs old, she said "damn" while sitting on Ray's lap. It was the same age she ate a booger. I don't think she does this anymore but I will have to ask.

I will never forget our first anniversary when Ray smashed his head on the side of the pool. He was so sweet. He never yelled at me the whole time I was laughing.

I have lots more memories but I want to play barbies with the twins now. God gave me a wonderful family. I love all of them so much.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

smile violet!

Sunday, June 11, 2006

guess who?

Can you guess who this is?

I'll post the real pic later this week.