calling all roosters
This is Chantze. He is a boy not a rooster. But try to tell my dad's rooster that he is not a rooster. The rooster won't believe you. My dad has a beautiful rooster. It is yellow, brown, and orange. This rooster is actually pretty nice compared to the other roosters we've had growing up. This one doesn't attack anyone except Chantze. Everyday when the rooster is out Chantze has to run from it while the rest of us walk right up to it.
One day, Ray was waiting in the van for Chantze. Chantze was wearing a bright orange sweatshirt. Ray saw Chantze in the side view mirror making horrible faces and then he heard him scream and run. Ray jumped out of the van and saw the rooster chasing Chantze across the yard. Ray started running after the rooster. So now, close your eyes and picture what is going on. A small boy screaming and running from an even smaller bird. Then a big man running after this small bird. Wouldn't this just look funny?
Another rooster story...
My Uncle Sam was painting my sister's house when he saw her father-in-law, who is very small and 80 yrs old, walk out of his house to the chicken coop. Now, my sister had a mean rooster. This rooster would attack anything! A few minutes later, Uncle Sam goes into my sister's house and told her that he is sure he saw her father-in-law just killed their rooster. Come to find out, he did kill the rooster. The father-in-law killed it with his cane.